Every Sunday at one pm, the folks at Joy Creek put on an educational seminar. They always sound interesting, but tearing oneself away from gardening at home on a Sunday afternoon is a big order. Last Sunday, the subject was pruning. That got our attention. We have a running controversy around here. On one side is the liberal lopper, on the other, one dedicated to chaos theory (that would be me, as if you hadn’t guessed). I figured if I could drag Richard to this seminar, I would get some help in taming the rampaging beast. I figured wrong.
After a short introduction, during which it was impressed upon us the importance of caring for our tools (I was already behind the eight ball with that one, how about you?), we decamped to a Japanese maple. It looked quite beautiful to me…kind of an umbrella effect with a complete lacework canopy of branchlets. The picture above was taken about two thirds of the way through the process. It was brutal. It was, however, highly informative, as we were taken through the complete process, with our guide thinking out loud and conveying his strategy for each and every cut. First, he cut out all the dead wood. With that out of the way, it became easier to see the structure. Where branches rubbed against one another, decisions had to be made: which one would go? Sometimes the choice was surprising, until we learned of how it fit into the overall vision for the tree. In the end, the volume was taken back by about half. I began to see it less as butchery and more as a slow and careful artistic endeavor: the sculptor revealing the essence of the artwork. This particular tree is valued at around $3000.00 (insert Antiques Roadshow-ish gasp of disbelief here)
We had spent nearly an hour on the maple, so the rest of the session consisted of a walk around the grounds with questions and answers. A memorable stop along the route was this juniper, left to its own devices.
And its once identical twin after a haircut. The tonsured twin is less likely to lose limbs in extreme weather, and clean cuts have replaced any damaged areas where disease would be likely to gain a foothold. This guy has a windswept, coastal persona that is appealing, but I am still partial to his shaggier sibling (just a matter of taste: Jeff Bridges over Alec Baldwin any time).
I guess there will still be the push-pull of different perspectives in our garden. I may have lost all credibility in my quest for the “natural” look, but I can hardly complain. Most of our property is untouched deep woods. Tomorrow I will take you on another walk on the wild side.
Wonderful post Ricki and we share the same “argument” here in the danger garden. I’m on your side..well, in theory. I have to say I like the Alec Baldwin version of the juniper better than the Jeff Bridges maybe it’s the coastal persona.
Hi Ricki~~ I know about that Japanese maple. It lives in my front yard and left to its own devices it would look more like, well, forget Jeff Bridges. We’re talking that big hairy, ogre-like giant in Harry Potter. [His name escapes me.]
I suppose I’m somewhere in the middle. I like to let my shrubs do their thang, for a while. Then I’ll think about a border redux and how much extra space I’d have if I did a major whack job on the bully of the bunch. Mind you, hubby is nowhere to be found during all of this so there is no argument. He might get off the computer long enough to mow the lawn.
Loree~I am convinced that the garden benefits from the back and forth and eventual compromises. Think we could organize a seminar for congress?
Grace~Aha! Now I know why your blog is so technically proficient. I must confess I’m just as glad R doesn’t even know how to turn the computer on. Hagrid is the name, and even he seems charmingly shaggy to me.
Very enjoyable post. Thank you.
What can one do?
To prune or not to prune is the only area of blatant differential between the male and female brain in my view.
It is an unsolvable puzzle.
“Don’t start until I get there” is the phrase hanging in the air, whether said or unsaid, in our domain. I’m usually too late.
Jo~it must be a universal divide. Our local garden writer did a piece on that very subject in this morning’s paper.
wow. Well, it sure looks nice!
I do usually like my nature au natural, but the first photo looks like sigmund the sea monster.